A New Service Will Anonymously Deliver Animal Poop to Your Enemies

This Christmas, instead of sending gifts to people you love, how about sending FECES to people you HATE?

There's a new website that will anonymously deliver POOP for you, anywhere in the world.

It's animal poop, and it's totally anonymous. You don't put in any personal information, and you pay with Bitcoin, which is that untraceable Internet currency. So there's no way for the recipient to know you're sending it.

A delivery costs about $16, which includes international shipping. You can choose to have your box wrapped like a present, for the extra surprise factor...and you can also attach a message, although that might give clues that you sent it.

For now, the only animal feces they'll deliver is horse manure...but they say more kinds are coming soon. Merry Christmas!

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(The company is called S*** Express, and the website is S***Express.com.)