Is This Bird Poop on a Windshield…or Michael Jackson?
I’m glad this is not another Jesus sighting, because it would be blasphemous. Jesus does not make appearances in bird poop.
Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend – Revealed
The speedo must be working for Michael Phelps, he has finally stepped out in public with his girlfriend at the Olympics.
Hear This Announcer Call a Horse Race While Taking Hits of Helium!
This Saturday was “Extreme Race Day” at a horse track in Minnesota called Canterbury park…they race wierd things like ostriches and camels. But the best one was horse racing, with the announcer.
Check Out This "Super Moonwalk"
If you still haven’t figured out how to Moonwalk, check out this video of a street performer in Santa Monica, California. Instead of doing the normal Michael Jackson moonwalk, he kicks his legs really high so he gets going fast…like, almost as fast as you can run.
Ice Cream Personality Test
Today I discovered the website IceCream.com! The site lists 7 different ice cream flavors, and what they say about your personality. My favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate. I think this summary is VERY accurate – dontcha think?!
The Cure For High Blood Pressure Might Be Flatulence?
The next time you break wind, and the people around you give you a hard time, here’s your new excuse: You’re just trying to keep your blood pressure down.