Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
You Know You’re Staying at a Bad Hotel When…
Sometimes, it's best to keep driving until you find a better place to rest your head.
Cocky Basketball Player Gets a Technical…For Dribbling?
It sounds silly, right? A basketball player gets T'd up for dribbling the ball.
Whoops – Wife Accidentally Donates Husband’s Shirt With $8,000 In It, Receives True ‘Miracle’
This is the type of guy to give you the shirt off his back. He just doesn't know it.
Most Unusually Common Injuries By State Feature Some Real Head Scratchers
We all hurt every now and then. Some of us just hurt in different places.
#BadValentinesDayGifts Is Romance Done Horribly Wrong
Chocolate. Candy. Flowers. You could do better for Valentine's Day gifts, but you could also do worse. A *lot* worse.
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus
Talk about a pane in the butt.
No-Nonsense Woman Dresses Down Reporter for Getting Her Age Wrong
This woman is feisty, no matter what her age.
$22 Strawberry Is the Most Reckless Valentine’s Day Gift You Can Give
Imagine how much the price will be when the demand is greater than the supply.
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka
People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.
One-Armed 8th Grader Dunks in a Game Like a Total Pro
This kid can bring the thunder.
‘Throw Shade,’ ‘Binge-Watch’ Among Merriam-Webster’s 1,000 New Words
The events of the last 12 months have left many of us without words. Thankfully, Merriam-Webster is here to help.
2-Ton Target Ball Rolls Away, Hits Unsuspecting Car
Target has everything. Except maybe an answer for this.