Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Wow, Workers Waste a Ton of Time Each Day on Personal Business
Sounds like America's workers are phoning it in.
Insane Waterslide Jumper Risks Breaking His Sphincter
Any waterslide experience you've ever had pales in comparison to this one.
Man Named Fellony Charged With — You Guessed It — A Felony
Well, if the shoe fits...
Michael Phelps Didn’t Race a Real Shark and People Are Madder Than a Great White
This most certainly did not live up to the hype.
Man Goes Haywire, Shoots Trucks Parked Outside His Home
This guy was so truckin' upset.
What Drink Do Americans Like Most? (Hint: Beer. It’s Beer.)
Let's make a toast to our favorite beverage.
It’s Official! Ryan Seacrest Will Return to Host ‘American Idol’
Turns out you can go home again.
Woman Granted Divorce Because Husband Ignored Her Texts
The writing was on the wall. Or, at least, it was on the screen.
These Awful Tan Lines Will Have You Running for Shade
Ah, summer. A time to catch some rays and show off your color. But, oh, can it go wrong.
Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. And Now the Real Trouble Begins.
We spend so much time trying to keep things out of kids' mouths that we fail to notice when they put things in other places.
Wipe Your Brow and Try to Guess America’s Sweatiest City for 2017
Crank up the AC, blast the fans, run through the sprinkler -- it's time to find out what city sweats unlike any other.
Random Dude Has the Most Perfect Play-By-Play Voice Imaginable
Scully. Costas. Cosell. This guy.