I woke up today NOT feeling bad about how horribly old I've gotten. So thanks, Internet, for re-awakening my misery. Here are 15 things that turn thirty years old this year.

--Chicken McNuggets.

--The Swatch watch.

--The debut album from "Weird Al"

--Plinko on "The Price is Right".

--"Star Wars VI:  Return of the Jedi" and "A Christmas Story".

--The American minivan.  The Dodge Caravan debuted in November of 1983.

--The StairMaster.

--The camcorder.

--Microsoft Word.

--Hooters

--The Disney Channel, "The A-Team", and "Reading Rainbow"

(Mental Floss)

Let's re-live the AWESOME opening theme to "The A-Team" to make us feel REALLY old: