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Jimmy Kimmel and President Obama Both Kill at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner [VIDEO]

The annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner was in Washington D.C. on Saturday night. Jimmy Kimmel was the featured comedian for the night and killed, but President Obama’s comedy routine beforehand also went over huge.

They both made jokes about the Secret Service prostitution scandal, Kim Kardashian, the President admitting in his autobiography that he ate DOG growing up, and more.

Here are some of their best jokes:


“Four years ago I was locked in a primary battle with Hillary Clinton. Now she won’t stop drunk texting me.”

“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? A pitbull is delicious.”

“[Mitt Romney and I] both have degrees from Harvard. I have one, he has two. What a snob.”

“Why is [Kim Kardashian] famous anyway?”


“Remember when the country rallied around you [President Obama] in hope for a better tomorrow? That was a good one.”

“There’s a term for President Obama. Not two terms.”

“If you’re looking for the biggest threat to America, it’s right there…Kim Kardashian.”

“You can tell how out-of-shape we [Americans] are by the way we protest. We used to march, now we occupy.”

“I also want to thank Mr. Mills, my 10th grade high school history teacher who said I’d never amount to anything if I kept screwing around in class. Mr. Mills, I’m about to high-five the President of the United States.”

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