Jon Cryer Responds to Charlie Sheen Calling Him a Troll [VIDEO]

He came out onstage and said, quote, "The fact is, I am a troll.  It's not something I like to talk about.  My parents don't even know that I'm a troll.  Of course I guess they do now."

He added, quote, "The truth is that there's not a lot of tolerance for people like me, especially in Hollywood.

"To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll.  You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery."  Then he showed a picture of himself as a Troll doll.

He went on to talk about Troll persecution and people's misconceptions about Trolls…not to mention other Hollywood stars who were born Trolls, including Paul Giamatti, Helen Mirren and Andy Richter.

Here's the video: