Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married on April 29th...but the online bookies are already opening themselves up for tons of incredibly STUPID bets about the wedding.  Here are some of the stupidest...

Wedding dress color.  Ivory is the favorite at two-to-one . . . cream comes in second . . . and white is third.  Vanilla is the long shot at 16-to-one  (Or, as a man hears those colors, white, white, white, and white.)

Song for the first dance.  The favorite is "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt at five-to-one.  Aerosmith's "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" is second at seven-to-one.  Bryan Adams' "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" is at eight-to-one.

The long shot is "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon, at 50-to-one.

Location of the bachelor party.  Scotland is the favorite at 10-to-11.  It's followed by London and North Wales.  New York City is the long shot at 10-to-one.

Color of the Queen's hat.  The favorite for Queen Elizabeth's hat is blue, at seven-to-two.  She wore blue to Prince Charles'  first wedding.  Light blue, pink, and purple are next.  Black is the long shot at 22-to-one.

Length of Kate's wedding gown train.  The favorite is 6.5 to 16.5 feet, at five-to-four . . . less than 6.5 feet is next, at six-to-four . . . and more than 25 feet is the long shot at eight-to-one.

(Time)