Meet The Happiest Man in America!
69-year-old Alvin Wong of Honolulu, Hawaii got a call a few days ago. It was from the "New York Times". They wanted to tell Alvin some good news. Based on a gigantic, nationwide study, he's statistically the HAPPIEST person in America.
His response was, quote, "This is a practical joke, right?" Read all about this happy fellow on the next page!