Have you ever opened up your burger and thrown a few FRENCH FRIES on top, just to increase the fast food insanity? Well, Burger King is about to step up and help you avoid all of that painstaking manual labor.
Now that we've conceded that everyone in America is deliciously chubby and it's not going to change, we can relax...and start getting down to the business of eating. Here are two new inventions to help.
Isn't Japan supposed to be one of the last skinny countries left on the planet? Well, Burger King is seriously determined to change that. See a picture of this thing and read all about it on the next page!
Next time you pull up to Arby's and see a Rolls-Royce in the parking lot, and a guy inside with a top hat and monocle going to town on a Beef 'N Cheddar, here's the explanation. Read more on the next page!
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