Think of the worst music video you've ever seen.  I can top it.  And I don't care if you're talking "Ice Ice Baby" or Rebecca Black's "Friday".  I've got you beat.

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil made a video for that dance track she released earlier this month, and it brings the overall awfulness to a whole new level.

If this was MEANT to be bad, then it's brilliant, because every single thing about it accomplishes that goal.

Check it out here.  WARNING!!!  The song contains several UNCENSORED bad words.