You simply can't go wrong with lyrics like this...

Oohh, you're absolutely fine
Your lips are taste-a wine (???)
I'd like to think you're mine

Hey, at least it rhymes.

Wait a minute! So does that! Lets add to it...

Heeey, at least it rhymes
You Swedes are so sublime
But, your music is a crime

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