What if the 'Movie Trailer Voice Guy' narrated your life? There's a prank on YouTube where they had a guy follow random people around in L.A., and do just that.

Sometimes he just makes one-off comments in 'that voice.'  Like: "Two black women...one WHITE guy." And sometimes he narrates the stupid stuff they're wearing or doing. Either way, it's hilarious.

It's actually Jon Bailer from the 'Honest Trailers' series, where they make fun of all the stupid inconsistencies in stuff like "Prometheus" and "Inception".  If you haven't seen them, check 'em out.