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Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother
A family trip to the zoo ended about as badly as it could have for one sweet old lady.
This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease
This car rises head and shoulders above all others.
Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger
It's the most mouth-watering crime we've ever heard.
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.
Gas Station Erupts in Flames After Uber SUV Plows Into Pump
It looks like something out of a movie.
Wife Poisons Husband’s Cereal to Avoid Sex With Him
Call her a cereal (would-be) killer.
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero
This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.
Cocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your Opponent
It's a lesson he won't forget -- that is, if he can remember it ever happening.
Boyfriend’s ‘OK’ Spaghetti Comment Leads to Bizarre Police Standoff
Call her Chef Boyardee-ranged.