Lubbock Man Found His Dog Chewing On The Grossest Thing Ever
My friend went out into his backyard yesterday and noticed something he'd never seen before in his dog's pile of toys. He decided to take a closer look at it and find out what his pup had been gnawing on. It didn't look like the rest of the toys and he thought it a bit suspicious...
He put on a pair of gloves before picking it up. The plastic object had some kind of gel in it, and he could only make out a few of the words written on the side. He typed the words he could read into Google for some answers and was shocked to learn exactly what this chew toy really was...
Take a gander at it below...
Any ideas?
*drumroll please*
To his utter shock and horror, he learned that his dog Suzi had been munching on a used FLESHLIGHT. If you aren't familiar with what a Fleshlight is, don't look it up on your work computer. They may not appreciate that. Wait until you get home, and for an added layer of protection, you might want to turn on incognito mode...
He's convinced that some dumpster divers threw it over the fence into his backyard, and although he is pretty grossed, he's honestly just glad it wasn't something poisonous and that he was wearing a pair of gloves.
Here's to hoping he doesn't think too hard about all of those slobbery kisses Suzi has been giving out lately. That could take ya down a pretty dark rabbit hole...
Lubbock, you nasty!
There's no moral to this story. I tried to think of one but gave up when I heard one of the sales guys left a box of donuts in the break room...
Carry on!