Texans Share What Their Belly Buttons Would Do

You can go ahead and skip over all of those political polls right now. Forget about tariffs, the stock market, immigration, and everything else everyone is pulling thier hair out over, we have a real important question to ask.

This is urgent, and we need answers, NOW!

Quirky Useful Belly Button Wishes From Texas

We asked the question, "If your belly button was a real button, what would you have it do?". Of course, we asked that question, because if it were not for us, then who would do it? It's a responsibility as big as Texas, but we're just the ones to do it. Yes, sacrifices were made.

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What Texans Would Make Their Belly Buttons Do Now

Our listeners and friends on social media had no problem coming to the table with this one. I found it fascinating, because we put no limits on the answers. You would think that everyone would have a "make me rich button" but some of the answers were just as grounded as answers to a question like this can be.

Listener Poll Texas Belly Button Wish List

I always feel compelled to give my personal answer. I certainly don't need the extra attention, but I figure if our listeners are going to embarrass themselves, I should join in. So what would my belly button do? I went with "butter dispenser". Again, I don't know why I didn't go with something like a money printing ATM so I could buy a butter dispenser, but I guess I just had butter on the mind. Anyways, if you think that's ridiculous, page through these answers: