The Lubbock Police Department needs your help identifying a man who stole a friggin' chainsaw from a local business.

As you can see, this guy decided to bolt out of Howard's Lawn Equipment, a family-owned local business, with a chainsaw. I wonder what kind of chainsaw-related emergency was pressing on this guys mind when he decided the possibility of prison was worth running off with it?

Remember kids: even small mom and pop shops have security cameras. No material thing is worth your freedom.

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