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After buying a $1.9 billion stake in Southwest Airlines, Elliott Investment Management, based in Dallas, Texas, is looking to make some major changes due to operational and financial problems.

"Well folks if you look outside the right side of the plane you will notice some flames shooting out of our engine."

A pilot named Robert Weber was in his single-engine plane near Fort Meyers, Florida on Saturday when a BIRD smashed through his windshield. And there's footage of it from INSIDE the cockpit.

If you haven't seen it yet, a single-engine plane clipped an SUV while it was landing at a regional airport in Roanoke, Texas on Saturday. And the pilot's wife got it on video.

Okay, ladies. Would you say "yes" if someone proposed to you like this? A guy in Chicago took his girlfriend up in his single-engine plane. Then in mid-air, he pretended they were about to CRASH.

Yesterday's "distraction from actual issues" in politics was Mitt Romney talking about how airplane windows don't open. And the Twitter world jumped all over him.