stupid criminal

Normally the news of a random guy being arrested on a litany of drug charges wouldn’t necessarily make national headlines, but when that guy is named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (you definitely read that right), people take notice.

Citizen takes fast food chain's name a bit too literally in bizarre incident.

I'm not sure I quite follow this guy's thought process…but I know I like it. Read the story on the next page!

A Portland, Oregon woman came home Monday night to find an intruder in her house. So she did the logical thing and called 911. Little did she know, the intruder had beaten her to the punch. Read the story and hear both 911 calls on the next page!

I think if I ever tried to rob a bank, I'd try to be as inconspicuous as possible in every way. Not only so I don't get caught...but mainly, so I don't end up on the radio, having to make fun of myself like this. See this terrible shirt and read the story on the next page!