The new 'dumbest product ever made' is called the "Happy Hot Dog Man."  It automatically slices hot dogs to make them look like little people...with arms, legs, and a face.

For $10.99, they'll even throw in the Ketchup Kritter and Mustard Monster...for an extra shipping charge, of course.

Then your kids just decorate them with condiments and consume. A kid in the commercial says it best: "It's like a toy you can eat!"  You can watch the ad at HappyHotDogMan.com...or just watch it here:

It reminded me of "The Octodog". You can check out a video demonstrating that nonsense, here:

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