It's just one line, and it goes like this: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, "Can you make me one with everything?"

Get it? To become enlightened, you must become ONE with EVERYTHING. Anyway, it takes a second to get, even if English is your FIRST language. And the Dalai Lama didn't get it AT ALL.

He just sat there and looked confused, then eventually laughed at how embarrassed the reporter was.

This reminded me of the CLASSIC "Caddyshack" scene where Bill Murray describes the day he met the "lama":