Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Inconcievable! ‘Princess Bride’ Reunites for 25th Aniversary
It's hard to believe that 'The Princess Bride' was released 25 years ago, but here the cast is, 25 years older to prove it's really happened. They reunited for the New York Film Festival to celebrate the anniversary, and new Blu-Ray release. PLUS, in an interview with 'The Today Show,' Robin Wright admitted that she was totally in love with Cary Elwes, as any sane woman would have been.
News Anchor Schools Internet Bully on Live TV
A CBS news anchor and reporter from Wisconsin decided she wasn't going to let a bully make her feel bad. Then she turned the tables on him and pointed out to the world that he's a gigantic doofus on air. Jennifer Livingston: 1, Internet Jerk: 0.
See the Best YouTube Comments in the History of Ever
This supercut of YouTube's greatest comments is practically a Christmas miracle. Not one comment that isn't just offensive. Numerous comments on YouTube that not only aren't offensive, they are actually funny as well. All compiled into one video...
Find Out How Old Google Thinks You Are
Good news, bad news. The bad news is that Google has been monitoring all your online activity and is using it for their own personal gain. The good news is at least it's fun to see if they guessed your age, gender and interests correctly. That's pretty good news ... right?
Prankster Smashes iPhones in Front of Eager Consumers
This funny gentleman dresses up like an Apple employee and then knocks over a bunch of boxes of new iPhones that he's carrying. The horrified look on their faces as he says "it's fine -- it's Gorilla Glass" makes up for any possible hot flashes or panic attacks that may have happened soon afterwards...
‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’ Gets Dumped In New Video
We thought maybe she was just misunderstood, but it turns out the Overly Attached Girlfriend is just as crazy as we initially thought she was, as this video, in which a guy tries every means reasonably possible to cut things off, proves. Or anyway, as dumped as somebody who refuses to accept they were dumped can get...
Presenting Even More GIFs with Sound!
Hopefully you watched the first installment of GIFs with sound so many times it is indelibly imprinted in your memory (if not, it's here). We loved it so much, and now we have a second installment to keep us satisfied. It's going to be a good Monday after all...
Giant Gorillas Fascinated by Tiny Caterpillar
The nice part about being a gorilla in a zoo is that you're safe from poachers. OH! And the first time you see a caterpillar is going to be freaking awesome, because you don't really get out very much.
The Best Moments From the 2012 Emmys
If you cut about 90% or so out of last night's Emmy Awards, they were actually pretty entertaining. Here's a recap of the entertaining stuff that happened, or, as we like to call it, the "good version" of last night's awards ceremony.
Slow Motion Makes Gallagher Cool Again
Gallagher is back. And he's doing the exact same thing he's always done. It turns out a shirtless old man swinging a giant flaming wooden hammer at a watermelon IS actually pretty cool. You just have to put it in HD, and slow it waaaaay down...
U Can’t Touch This Obama/MC Hammer Mashup
Remember the "you didn't build that" debacle? It turns out if you take enough of President Obama's words out of context you can make him do a little rap song that sounds remarkably like "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer. Bonus at 2:52 -- turns out the president is ticklish...
iPhone 5 Spoof Points Out Phone’s Many Shortcomings
The new iPhone 5 looks great, but we did have concerns about "scroll fatigue" and not being able to take one of those snazzy panoramic shots with just one click. That's why these guys came up with a phone that is nearly 800% taller than the original iPhone...