Gallery: 8 Salty Roasts to Remind Chris Beard That Texas Tech Is Better Off Without Him

It's all fun and games until you leave Texas Tech to coach our mortal enemy, the University of Texas. As such, we've written a few roasts that you might enjoy screaming from the stands while we stomp UT on Tuesday night.

We're sorry Chris, but we aren't that sorry. We can't seem to keep a coach and we are totally going to take it out on you -- even though honestly, for that kind of pay, many folks would have run toward Austin, too.

Anyway, here are 8 Chris Beard roasts that should make him feel right at home as he spends Tuesday night in Lubbock, Texas.

Special thanks to local comedian JJ Howell and radio personality Wes Nessman for their contributions to the toasty roastin'.

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