The last thing you want is a doctor performing surgery on your junk while high on drugs. It just sounds like a bad idea.

One wrong snip...ya know?

Texas urologist, Nathan Starke, is under fire after allegedly performing multiple surgeries while under the influence of cocaine and other mood-altering substances. This isn't the first time he's been in trouble, either. He's been in hot water with the Texas Medical Board since 2023 and has previously had to submit to drug and alcohol screenings.

He's suspended from his job while the board decides what to do with him.

I can think of a couple of things, but...there's a reason I'm not on the Texas Medical Board.

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Can you imagine going in for serious surgery on your private areas, only to suffer complications due to your doctor being high as hell? It just screams lawsuit to me...

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