Early this week I called the viral Amarillo Zoo 'UAO' sighting a hoax.
Here's an excerpt where I boldly claimed the entire city of Amarillo was in on a grand conspiracy to garner tourism to their fine city:
The City released a statement saying, "For now, the strange visitor is a UAO – Unidentified Amarillo Object," then adding: "In the spirit of fun if not curiosity, the City of Ama