So who's in charge of the ketchup packet department? Why hasn't this been fixed? Certainly we've made some advances in the area of ketchup packets over the years.
A roller coaster week for Patrick Mahomes starts with terrible news and ends with companies throwing themselves at the young superstar for advertising.
When you pour ketchup out of a Heinz bottle, it comes out at .028 miles per hour. That's almost six times slower than a Galapagos tortoise. But a team of mechanical engineers and nano-technologists at MIT have figured out a way to change that.
Thieves who made off with a semitrailer near Vienna, Austria better have a lot of hot dogs.
The trailer, parked in a lot and stolen over the weekend, contained 21 tons of ketchup and mustard.