You may've seen this GEICO ad where a woman is in the car with a pig. The car breaks down and the pig uses his GEICO app to get a tow truck. The woman is upset because, quote, "that means we won't be stuck up here for hours, with nothing to do."
If you ate bacon this morning, you'll feel guilty about it after this: There's a new video on YouTube of a baby goat in the middle of a pond at a petting zoo, and one of its feet is caught on the bottom, so its head is just above water.