The Former Labor Secretary Talks About the Crazy Things That’ll Happen if America’s Credit Rating Keeps Going Down [VIDEO]

He says if we drop to A-Minus, America has to move back in with England, and every Red Lobster will become a Long John Silver's. At Triple-B, the flag will have to choose between stars and stripes.

And if we fall the whole way to Double B-Minus, John Tavolta loses his telekinetic powers in the movie "Phenomenon" (???)