The Secret to Being Healthy is a Big, Sexy Beard!
NOW we know why ZZ Top is still alive and kickin'.
A new study out of the University of Southern Queensland in Australia has found that a big secret to being healthy is a BIG, SEXY BEARD.
Here's why:
#1.) Beards protect your face from the sun. Men with beards...or bearded ladies in carnivals...are exposed to 30% fewer UV rays on their faces.
#2.) Beards can trap allergens that might cause asthma attacks.
#3.) They keep water from leaving your skin, which keeps it moisturized and makes a person's face AGE more slowly.
#4.) They raise your neck temperature, which helps fight colds.
In honor of this groundbreaking study, here's the song "Got Me a Beard" by The Beards: