Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Luckiest Man Alive Wins Super Bowl Tickets for Life
This guy's Super Bowl plans are set. Forever.
Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, Returns to Gamble, Is a Moron
Perhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.
Woman Survives the Ol’ Snake Stuck in the Earlobe Conundrum We’ve All Never Experienced
Don't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.
America’s Highest Paying Jobs for 2017 Will Make You Want to Switch Careers ASAP
They say you should do what you love, but, come on, we all want to make some serious bank, don't we?
Man Quits Job, Destroys Phone and Computer in Airport Meltdown for the Ages
This guy may be in management, but he really ought to be in anger management.
Man Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After Chicken McNugget Snafu
Man, people sure do some crazy things when it comes to Chicken McNuggets.
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This speeding driver tried to pull a fast one.
Napping Puppies Are the Calming Reset Button You Need
In an ever-confusing world, this is the dose of adorable to keep you sane.
Ever Wonder What $20 Million Stuffed in a Mattress Looks Like?
And you thought you came out ahead that time you found a quarter between the couch cushions.
Totally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to Her
There was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.
Lunatic Destroys Wasp Nest With Bare Hands
There's being hands on and then there's, well, whatever the heck this is.
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants
This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.