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Bartenders Share the Worst Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Make You Go Home Alone
The art of picking up a woman in a bar goes back to the first watering hole that ever opened back in caveman times.
Homicidal Centipede Eating a Roach Is the Stuff of Nightmares
Watching the animal kingdom at work has never been so terrifying.
This Is What Happens When You Eat Cereal That Expired in 1989
There's a reason food has an expiration date.
Woman Happily Lets Venomous Spider Crawl on Her Face, Clearly Tempting Death
This woman's love of spiders is written all over her face.
Sumo Wrestlers Race, Dramatically Tilt the Earth
Do you know what you need to see? Sumo wrestlers racing. Because we all need to see that.
Furious Bull Injures Several After Stomping Into Crowd During Bullfight
Hey, this just in: bulls are extremely dangerous.
OK Corral Re-Enactment Features Real-Life Shooting
The Wild West is still very wild.
Tony the Tiger Is ‘Grrrrreat’ in Raunchy, NSFW Frosted Flakes Commercials That Cannot Possibly Be Real
Marshmallow-only Lucky Charms are not the biggest thing to hit the breakfast cereal biz. Not even close.
How to Carve a Pumpkin…With a Gun
Here's a different way to get into the Halloween spirit.
How to Open a Beer Bottle With Anything and Everything
Short of being trapped in a room without a remote to change the TV from The View, not having a bottle opener to crack open an ice cold bottle of beer is the worst possible thing that can happen. Or is it?
Life Winner Steals Ex-Boss’ Truck for Two Asinine Reasons
Scott Vandiver needs to find a better way to deal with his emotions.
Survey Names World’s Funniest Joke (Which Isn’t THAT Funny)
Forget any knock-knock joke you've ever heard. Disregard any "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar" joke. Don't even think about those "how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?" jokes.