Charlie Sheen Has Offended a Real Warlock!
Christian Day belongs to the Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem, Massachusetts. And he calls Charlie's flippant uses of the W-word a, quote, "blatant offense against our ways." And he's going to take action.
He says, quote, "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future.
If Mr. Sheen is open to it, our coven would be willing to perform a cleansing on both him, his home, and his career."
Here's a picture of Christian Day: