A teacher in a Chicago school asks her students how many of them are Obama fans. All the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says, "I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a Mitt Romney fan"
The teacher asks why he's a Mitt Romney fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Mitt Romney fan and my dad's a Mitt Romney fan, so I'm a Mitt Romney fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Chicago, so she says, "What if your mom was a moron and you're dad was a moron, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me an Obama fan."