FedEx is supposed to be the way you send something if you don't trust the post office. But if you search for "FedEx delivery guy" on YouTube, all you'll find are clips of them throwing packages, like they couldn't care less.
You don't usually have to worry about wild TURKEYS chasing you down the street. But apparently that's not the case in Minnesota. Last Monday, a group of hospital workers saw a turkey chasing their UPS guy and got it on video.