If you haven't seen video of Tom Hanks telling a story at Michael Clarke Duncan's funeral on Monday, you need to...because it's HILARIOUS.

Tom repeated a story that Michael once told him about joining a gang when he was a kid.  The upshot was that when his mother found out, she hit him in the head with a FRYING PAN!

And he had to go back to the gang and tell them that his mom wouldn't let him be a member.