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Team USA Gets Gold Medal for Embarrassment By Wearing Olympic Uniforms Made in China [VIDEO]
The athletes that comprise Team USA in the Summer Olympics may have been born in the USA but their outfits? Not so much.

How Ridiculous Is It That Kate Upton Is Being Called Fat?
Kate Upton has emerged as the dream girl of many men in 2012, thanks to her pretty face and rock hard body. Put simply, she’s a looker and a head turner, a beer ad-worthy beauty that seems attainable.

eHarmony’s Bad Date Rescue App Does Exactly What You Think It Does
There are few things more uncomfortable than bad dates, except maybe bad dates arranged via online dating services.

Eat for Free at Chick-fil-A on July 13 — If You Dress Like a Cow
Want a free meal at Chick-fil-A? It’s not so hard.

New David Bowie App Lets Anybody Become ‘Ziggy Stardust’
There are few album covers as iconic as David Bowie‘s ‘The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars.’ EMI has created a fun web app where fans can upload images of themselves or their friends — or say, their pets — in place of Bowie’s face.

Woman Sues Neiman Marcus for Rejecting Return of Items Husband Bought for Mistress — Is It Fair?
Here’s a storyline that could have been pulled from an episode of ‘The Young and the Restless.’ A former Neiman Marcus customer is suing the high-end retailer for refusing items she attempted to return. The items were gifts that the woman’s ex-husband allegedly purchased for his mistress, who not only works as a personal shopper for the store, but was also the plaintiff’s personal shopper.
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Florida Woman Proves Honesty Is Alive By Refusing to Keep $1,800 She Found at ATM
Chivalry may be dead, but honesty and doing the right thing? That’s alive and well, at least in south Florida.

70-Year-Old Virgin Is Ready to Give It up
Pam Shaw, a 70-year-old cabaret singer known as “The Sexational Pam”, is a virgin who has sacrificed sex for work and for her beliefs. She adheres to a strict moral code and doesn’t believe in sex before marriage –where is the fun in that?- so she is looking to bag a “tall, dark and handsome millionaire” so she can finally f—.

Coldplay Pays Tribute to Late Beastie Boy Adam Yauch in Concert
Coldplay and the Beastie Boys? On paper and in theory, that doesn’t quite work. However, the execution, with frontman (and Gwyneth Paltrow baby daddy) Chris Martin playing piano while covering ‘Fight for Your Right to Party’ at the Hollywood Bowl last night as a sonic eulogy to singer Adam Yauch, who died yesterday, was spot on.

Mick Jagger to Host ‘SNL’ Season Finale
Mick Jagger has been confirmed as the host for the season finale of ‘Saturday Night Live,’ closing the chapter on the storied sketch show’s 37th season, according to ScreenCrush. Jagger has appeared on ‘SNL’ multiple times as the musical guest with the Rolling Stones, but this is his first foray as the host. The finale airs May 19.

The Allman Brothers Band Announce More Summer Shows
The Allman Brothers Band have added six co-headlining dates with Carlos Santana to their summer tour itinerary. They’ve also beefed up their road schedule with one-off festival dates, including their very own Peach Festival, held in Scranton, Pa. Dates with moe. and Lynyrd Skynyrd are also on deck. The Allmans will remain busy and on the road during the hot months, just as they like it.

Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen Sign on For Jimmy Fallon’s New Comedy Album
Classic rockers like Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and more are planning to participate in the always hilarious Jimmy Fallon’s first comedy album in a decade. The comedian/late night talk show host/former ‘SNL’ star will release ‘Blow Your Pants Off,’ his first comedy disc since 2002′s ‘The Bathroom Wall,’ on June 12. Clearly, Fallon has friends in high places.