Patrick Bateman
20 Bad Girls With Smoking Hot Mug Shots
Bad girls with smoking hot mug shots – they make us feel so good. P. Diddy once said that. Kind of.
Applebee’s is Selling Blow Up Dolls
Say what you will about marketers – most of ‘em stink – but when it comes to understanding the cubicle monkey, they hit the nail on the head.
Get Your Buttcrack Boob Shirts While They’re Hot
If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.
Not-So-Armed Robber Gets His Toy Gun Taken Away by His Mommy
It’ll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos… oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and escort him out, scolding him the entire way.
Robot Soccer Is Way More Watchable Than Euro 2012
The UEFA Euro 2012 is finally over, culminating with a 4-0 win for Spain on Sunday. Team Espana goalkeeper Iker Castillas pitched the shutout thanks to his mind-numbingly hot girlfriend, sideline reporter Sara Carbonero, staying out of his view. There are those who still think the game is difficult to watch due to the excessive flopping and lack of scoring, and if you’re part of that group, try th
Worst Parents Ever Put Kid in a Washing Machine
There are entire websites dedicated to parenting fails and while most appear to be harmless, some make you question just how long the victimized kid will live in such a dangerous environment. Take this video of a couple parents who put their kid in a washing machine at the laundromat as a way to teach him a lesson. Seems like a funny prank at first, but then the auto lock system kicks in and every
Obama Is ‘The First Gay President’ If You Believe Newsweek’s Cover
How do you top Time’s cover featuring a mother breastfeeding her fully-grown child? Call Obama “gay” and give him a rainbow-colored halo.
World’s Dumbest Criminal Tries to Mug Cop In Police Station
Sometimes when you’re strapped for cash, you’re willing to do the unthinkable. Or you’re so hard up that you just plain flat out don’t think at all. Such is the case with Keithan Manuel, an 18-year-old in Dallas County who tried to mug a cop IN a police station.
Autistic 6-Year-Old Plays ‘Piano Man’ Perfectly
A while back we showed you a blind 15 year old who listened to a dubsteb song for the the first time then managed to play it on the piano. Now, we have an autistic 6 year old boy named Ethan who nails Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”.
Ron Paul…The Video Game?
The co-founder and programmer of ronpaulswag.com has dedicated the last year to making this Ron Paul video game, which is a 2D side-scrolling adventure that follows the Libertarian leader through 50 plus levels designed around each of the 50 states.
‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman Poses Naked To Pay Rent
Back when Nadya Suleman gave birth to 8 kids at once, she received offers to pose naked and to do porn. At the time, she declined, but now that she’s days away from being homeless, she decided to bear all for European magazine “Closer“.
Man Tries To Drink One Gallon Shamrock Shake
At first, the Shamrock Shake from McDonald’s sounds like a fun time. But despite what your mom told you growing up, not everything that’s green is good for you.