A nickname is something that you don't usually get to choose. It can be good or bad, but it's typically given by someone else and you're just stuck with it.
Ok, we have an "Awesome 80s weekend" every weekend here at Awesome 98 - Lubbock's Greatest Hits. So, it is only right that I, a Texan, give you the Top Five Boy Toys I enjoyed as a kid that are not available any more.