There's another E. coli outbreak in America. From California to Virginia, no state is immune. And its Romaine lettuce again. So for Thanksgiving, just don't eat salad at all.

Thanksgiving is a time to eat anything you like and damn the calories. So unless you have a serious salad fetish, you can probably just skip the thing altogether for one day. Not only is Romaine lettuce making people sick again, but with all the side dishes available there are plenty of "healthy" vegetables to eat. Salad is just unnecessary. Completely pointless. So skip the horrible ravages of potentially contaminated leaves and eat real food all day. Your gut will thank you.

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