Is A Beloved Lubbock Radio Personality Near Death?
Actually, No. Because he isn't beloved.
All this week, I have been down and out with what doctors and experts would commonly call, "crud". That old enemy of productivity and harbinger of doom. Yep, I feel like crap.
In case you are wondering, or in full on panic mode, here is a list of things I do not presently have:
RSV
Covid
Measles
Mumps
Diptheria
Dengue Fever
The Plague
Crippling Depression
Feline HIV
Body Dysmorphia
Maple Syrup Urine Disease (yes, that's a thing)
Tiny Hands
Spontaneous Combustion Syndrome
Malaria
Vitiligo
So, as you can see, that really narrows it down.
Honestly, I don't know what I have, because I kinda want to save the $50 of my co-pay for an urgent care visit. I just know that I feel gross, and I have an outlet from which to complain about it. I'm 99% sure I don't have Covid again, because I know what that was like, and I was over it in like a day.
Flu? Maybe, but if that's the case, it just has to run it's course.
Kennel Cough? I have been hacking a bit this week, but I don't have the desire to eat my own poop...at least not anymore.
The best advice I can give, is if you feel bad, stay home. I've had to sneak in early in the mornings to do my radio show, and skip out before I can infect anyone else.
Now, to test my theory that bourbon can kill anything. Wish me luck, and be sure to remember me for the laughter and joy I brought....every time I left the room.