Here's a message to Congress. Every poll shows that the American people, in general, HATE YOU. Want to get us back on your side? It's THIS easy.

Make the Monday after the Super Bowl a NATIONAL HOLIDAY.  Make our companies give us the day off.  And then you can go back to your delusional partisan arguing that severely damages the country and WE WON'T CARE.

There's not necessarily any indication that Congress or President Obama have any plans of turning the Monday after the Super Bowl into a national holiday. But there IS a petition on the White House's website calling for it.

So far, the petition has more than 15,000 signatures. It needs to get to 100,000 by February 23rd to get an official response from the Obama administration.