Will Lubbock, Texas Be Different Now That We’re All ‘Allowed’ to Get Drunk

If you’ve been counting drinks like calories, Uncle Sam just gave you a hall pass. The new Dietary Guidelines for Americans are scrapping the longtime suggestion of limiting alcohol to just one or two drinks a day. That’s right—there’s officially no set number anymore.

Moderation is Key

Now, instead of giving you a daily cap, the updated guidance will vaguely suggest we all “drink in moderation” or consider limiting alcohol due to health risks. So basically: you do you, but maybe don’t go full spring break in Cancun.

Experts say this shift isn’t because alcohol suddenly got healthy—it’s just that the science behind the old limits was, well, shaky. Lubbock’s bars, breweries, and patios might get a little busier this summer…not that I'm complaining!

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Bottom line? The government’s stepping back, so if you need a toast today, you’ve got one more reason.

This got me thinking: "In what ways will the Hub City be different now that we're all allowed to get hammered?"

Well, Here's What I'm Thinking...

1. The Line at Chimy’s Will Now Start at 8 a.m.

Now that Uncle Sam is basically saying, “Sure, have another,” expect brunch to turn into a full-blown day party. Mimosas in the morning, margaritas by noon, and by 5 p.m. you’ll swear that cute co-ed winked winked at you. (HINT: She didn't)

2. Broadway Bars Are Going to Need More Barstools—and Patience

With no official cap on "how much is too much," every bar on Broadway better stock up on Topo Chico and Tito's. Lubbock’s “two-drink limit” is now just a suggestion—like using your blinker on the Loop.

3. Drunk History Tours of Lubbock Will Become a Thing

Local historians might need a drink themselves. Picture this: a tipsy tour of Lubbock landmarks where facts get slightly fuzzy. “This here was Buddy Holly’s barber shop—or maybe it was his grandma’s porch. Either way, cheers!”

4. Liquor Store Owners Just Started High-Fiving Each Other

Pinkie’s, Amigos, Spec’s—you name it. The phrase “drink in moderation” is now interpreted as “let’s double the inventory.” Tito’s is already considering a Lubbock distribution center.

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Bottom line: Whether you're sipping a cold one at Cook’s Garage or tailgating at Tech, the feds just took off the floaties. Just remember—Lubbock’s still full of cops, curbs, and your grandma’s church friends. So maybe pace yourself just a little. Or, better yet, get hammered at home!