What Do Married People Buy Without Telling Their Spouses?

Question: According to a recent survey, 20 percent of the money married people spend without telling their spouse is spent on this. What is it?

Answer: Lottery tickets.

You think hitting the jackpot is a long shot? Your significant other not getting mad when he or she finds out your blowing money on scratch-off tickets is even more unlikely.

[SoJO]