What Is Going On In This Lubbock Craigslist Post?

There's no shortage of odd, weird and downright creepy stuff that you can find on Craigslist. However, when I came across this listing in the "Free Stuff" section, as jaded as you can be after looking at Craigslist, I still had questions. A lot of 'em.

"Free Time"?

It's a little hard to ascertain from the title of the ad exactly what the poster is referring to. Do they HAVE too much free time? Do they think YOU need more free time? Again, we have questions.

After listing their hours of availability and educational credentials(?), the ad reads:

I have too much free time on my hands. My experience is in the automotive industry. Also have something that is very useful when you need a little help at night.

Useful? Let's look at this ad a little closer.

Now, I've been around the block a few times, so I know what that picture is. For the uninformed, in the Craigslist ad, there's a screenshot of a device that is used for, ahem, "personal satisfaction."

That you sit on.

Giggity.

Now, one question: out of the THOUSANDS that you could come up with, it goes back to the idea of 'free time.'

Is the poster offering up "free time" for an individual to use this "personal satisfaction" machine in the privacy of their home? Or are you expected to give up your free time to watch this person use it? Since they have experience in the automotive industry, I could joke about being taken for a ride, but...nahhh. Too easy.

I have a strange feeling that we may know who the original poster is, however. This guy: