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Intruder Calls 911 Before Homeowner Does [UPDATE]
A Portland, Oregon woman came home Monday night to find an intruder in her house. So she did the logical thing and called 911.

Little did she know, the intruder had beaten her to the punch. Read the story and hear both 911 calls on the next page!
A Bank Robber Is Identified by His Very Loud, Distinct Shirt
I think if I ever tried to rob a bank, I'd try to be as inconspicuous as possible in every way. Not only so I don't get caught...but mainly, so I don't end up on the radio, having to make fun of myself like this. See this terrible shirt and read the story on the next page!