Rhett & Link are the two comedians who go around making intentionally lame ads for local businesses. And their latest one for a roller skating rink in Reno is pretty weird.

It starts with a guy in a car trying to sell drugs to a 10-year-old. But the kid isn't interested because he'd rather go roller-skating. The owner eventually explains that if your kids are roller-skating, they won't get into trouble.

And the rest of the ad features kids saying things like, quote, "I wanna be addicted to roller skating, NOT CRACK." One girl says that prison is, quote, "for people who have never roller-skated."