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![Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Anenia.gif?w=980&q=75)
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
![Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/William.gif?w=980&q=75)
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
![Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Erin.gif?w=980&q=75)
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
![Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/It.gif?w=980&q=75)
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
![Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Michael.gif?w=980&q=75)
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
![Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Dak.gif?w=980&q=75)
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
![Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/09/Piano.gif?w=980&q=75)
Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch
Breaking up sure is painful.
![Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Arrest.gif?w=980&q=75)
Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested
Some people just have cuff luck.
![Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Fried.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available
Not since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.
![Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Wheelchair.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
![Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Charles.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
![Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Spider.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.