Tick. tick. tick.

The clock is winding down to the day when Bart Reagor heads off to Federal Prison Land on May 9th, which means that our fallen auto king has just about a month to pack as much living in as he can before he trades pinstriped suits for an orange jumpsuit.

Reagor could spend the time working on restitution, seeing as he still has a whopping $9.3 million that he owes, but pish posh! What he really needs to cut loose and have some fun!

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So, we've put our little peanut-sized brain together and come up with some fun things that Bart Reagor can do in his last month of freedom right here in the Hub City before he heads to the hoosegow.

HAVE SOME FUN AT JOYLAND

Images: Reagor Dykes Auto Group/Justin Massoud-Townsquare Media
Images: Reagor Dykes Auto Group/Justin Massoud, Townsquare Media
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Joyland IS "Where the Fun Is" after all, so why shouldn't Reagor enjoy a sun and fun filled day riding the rides, like the Galaxy Coaster, X-Factor Extreme, or maybe something more chill like the Skyride since he knows a little something about taking people for a "ride," so to speak.

VISIT PRAIRIE DOG TOWN

Images: Reagor Dykes Auto Group/Lance Ballance-Townsquare Media
Images: Reagor Dykes Auto Group/Lance Ballance, Townsquare Media
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You never know when or where either a Prairie Dog, or Bart Reagor will pop up! Since the size of the rodents in prison may vary he may want to enjoy the company of some cute, cuddly critters before he has to compete against a prison rat for his cookies from the canteen. Although, no one likes a rat where he's headed.

TAKE A SELFIE AT THE BUDDY HOLLY STATUE

Images: Reagor Dykes Auto Group/Topher Covarrubio, NeverEnding Memories Photography
Images: Reagor Dykes Auto Group/Topher Covarrubio, NeverEnding Memories Photography
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I just love this horrible photoshop because it shows Reagor as the Lubbock legend that he thought he'd be. Well, he actually is legendary, just in a slightly different manner than he expected. Next.

WATCH A TEXAS TECH BASEBALL GAME

Reagor Dykes Auto Group/twitter.com via Texas Tech baseball
Reagor Dykes Auto Group/Twitter via Texas Tech baseball
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Since he'll be a bit indisposed during the upcoming football and basketball seasons, his last chances to enjoy Texas Tech Athletics would be at Dan Law Field, cheering on the Red Raider baseball team. Just don't let Reagor buy you some peanuts and Cracker Jacks, because that could be considered money laundering.

LEARN SOMETHING NEW AT SCIENCE SPECTRUM

Reagor-Dykes Auto Group/Google Street View
Reagor-Dykes Auto Group/Google Street View
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Reagor will be able to check out the World of Giant Bugs exhibit at the Science Spectrum before he goes away and get an idea of how big the cockroaches can get when he arrives in D-Block.


Obviously, these are just a few ideas for poor, old, Barty Boy...and a poor excuse to share some really questionable photoshop work on our part. Oh, he may also want to check out one of Lubbock's Escape Rooms in case he decides to do something drastic.

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