The Curse Of The Squeaky Boot

It seems since the dawn of the invention of boots, some boots just seem to start squeaking out of nowhere. I have donned this, “The Curse of the Squeaky Boot.”

For example, in the video below, this is a pair of boots I bought last year and wore quite a few times with NO SQUEAK.  I put them up last winter and pulled them out this morning to wear for the first time this season. Now, as you can see, I have “the curse of the squeaky boot.”

Completely out of nowhere. For no reason at all.

Have you ever had “the curse of the squeaky boot?”  If so, have you been able to fix it?

If you can rid me and others of this curse, I will nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize because of the the peace it will bring to me and all of mankind.