Tomorrow Is Cinco De Mayo And World Naked Gardening Day [VIDEO]

This is a rare congruence of events similar to the planets aligning or comets streaking through the sky on eclipse day. 2018 is going to see Cinco De Mayo and World Naked Gardening Day both happen tomorrow, Saturday, May 5th. Prepare yourself for shenanigans.

In Texas we are all fans and celebrators of Cinco De Mayo every year. Cinco De Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's victory of the French a long time ago, but you knew that already, right?

Texas is also a huge agriculture state, as we all know, as gardening is one of our favorite hobbies. World Naked Gardening Day is the first Saturday in May.

This year, both of those things happen on the same day, a Saturday, this weekend.

Now of course I know some people might, after a margarita or 2, feel like removing any clothing that's wearing them down at the moment. We've all been there, right? And now you can politely inform the police officer who's trying to get your clothes back on that its naked gardening day and that's why the clothes are on the ground, and not on you. However I feel I should remind you that the produce section at United does not count as an actual garden.

Bonus: Here's a list of OTHER things you should NOT do on WNGD including planting cacti and using weed whackers.